"Put your hands in the air and step away from the mage!" -ren

Raistlin regretted at once having taken Tasslehoff's advice about  going to the new chiropractor in town. -Doctor Viper

Dragon: "Welcome to the auction. This is a fine piece of mage, ladies and gentlemen, in prime condition. Do we have a starting bid? No? Alright then, ladies and gentlemen, let's start at a single crystal staff...at one crystal staff; do we have two? Thank you sir. Two crystal staffs!  Do I hear three...?" -Alden

Dragon: "Gather close, kids. This is how you dissect a mage..." -Alden

When Raistlin woke up he instantly regretted that night at the bar.... -Sasha Majere II

*Tasslehoff thinking*: "Hmmm...what object will 'fall' into my pouches first?" -pinktas

Goldmoon: "Hey, maybe if we look heroic enough he'll get saved." -Lordess Lawn Gnome

Dragon: *hiss* "He'sss mine...my own...my red robe!"
Caramon: *Glances sidelong at Goldmoon* "Sheesh, it's more obsessive over Raist than I am...." -Saharin

Khisanth: "Now, barbarian woman, hand over the staff or else the mage dies, and after him, the knight, and after that......LINE!
Raistlin: *Sits up* In the name of Lunitari, Khisanth, this is the FOURTEENTH TIME!!! -Rayven Majere

"Hey! Where's the cream filling?!" -Katana Whistlebridge

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