1. Dear Diary, Today the Staff of Magius did not bring light upon command. Hmmm, perhaps I should install The Clapper.
2. Dear Diary, I can find no rest in this Townhouse with its women occupants and their incessant demands...
3. Dear Diary, this must be the... third time I step back from... you, for with my... cursed vision I can only... write a couple of lines before... the diary vanishes into dust... in front of me... -Archmage Lucene 
4. Dear Diary, Dalamar was right. My new Dodge Viper IS a babe magnet! I'm literally beating the ladies off with a stick. I can't believe I didn't think of this before....~Guin
5. Wednesday, 25: Dear Diary, the Live Ones ran away again and one of them is stuck in the plumbs. Nobody in the whole damn tower has taken a bath since Friday...
6. Dear Diary, I've decided to write a book about my journey into the Abyss. I intend to title it: "There and Back Again" though that might be copyright infringement.
7. Dear diary, Why do people wink and ask me if the rug matches the curtains? ~Ghost
8. Dear Diary: Did a Google search and found that Pierce Brosnan has more female fans than I. He will pay.....
9. Dear Diary: Woe is me. According to the "Palanthian Enquirer" Dalamar and I are gay lovers! It's not true! So what if we dispensed with swimsuits in the hot tub? So what if he hired me that construction-worker stripper for my Day of Life Gift? So what if we moved the twin beds together? This is an outrage! It's not true! Until tomorrow (Dalamar wants to watch "Queer As Folk" tonight after we make pasta), RM
10. Dear Diary, Still can't figure out how those punks down at the other tower get their forest to move around. This is starting to irritate me.

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