"Hordes of abyssal undead?! But the commercial said my giant, floating, celestial Capital One card would be hassle-free!" -Tindomerel

Berem: "Eewww!"
Caramon: "Dang it! They keep coming and coming! Where are they all coming from?!"
Raistlin (secretly): "No, no, you guys are supposed to be attacking them, not me!"
-Halltraveler

"Quick! Everybody strike a pose!" -Saharin

Raistlin: "Caramon, will you please stop glaring at the photographer and focus on fending off the undead?!" -Lusune no Tsuki

Too late, Raistlin realized the consequences of letting Caramon deal that unfortunate game of Abyssal Go Fish.... -Sadina Saphrite

"Alas! Where's Johnny Depp when you need him?" -Lord Ramodaous

"Go go gadget holy water!" -Tindomerel

"Gee, Raistlin, their skin condition's even worse that yours." -Raistlin

Undead in lower right-hand corner: "Shake your fists harder, men; they're still standing!" -Koth2000

Caramon: "Evil denizens of darkness, I command ye to leave!"
Raistlin: "Dammit, Caramon, that's my line, not yours!"
-Rodyn Edhil

Raistlin: "Where did all these Solamnic Knights come from?!"
Caramon: "Um, Raistlin, those are undead specters."
Raistlin: "Gee, I can never tell the difference."
-Darkstar da 1st

Raistlin: "This is the last time I cast for Resident Evil." -Doctor Viper

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