Top Ten Pick-Up Lines

  1. *looks girl over with his eyes* “I know Tarbean tea does a body good, but--damn--how much have you been drinking?” -Rayven Majere
  2. "You see this laboratory desk? I've been trying to create life on it. Care to help me out?" -Vincent Sable
  3. "Why settle for Caramon when you have *strikes a pose* me?" -Vincent Sable
  4. *rubbing some bat guano between his fingers* "Hey babe, I can make things get really hot." -James Jimmy Polaris
  5. "Within two days time, life as we have known it on Krynn will come to an end." -Zedolor
  6. "Have you ever wondered what mages wear under their robes?" -Tindomerel
  7. "I like your clerical medallion. It would look nice on my nightstand in the morning." -Tindomerel
  8. "I see my appearance startles you. Looks are as deceptive as light-fingered kender." -Zedolor
  9. "Dalamar will be gone reporting to the conclave this weekend...so the tower will be all empty except for me." -Follower of the Darkness
  10. "I can make some fine magic with these hands." -Lawn Gnome

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