What They REALLY Said:
The Soulforge
C: To infinity and beyond!
R: Stop making bunny figures on the wall behind me!
I can't watch those
AND the door at the SAME time!
"Caramon, you fool! I told you the invitations said
'house party,'
NOT 'horse party!'"
Raist: Caramon, I'm very happy you figured out how
to make your horse do
"The Twist" but NOW IS NOT
THE TIME!
~Jam
Every year the trick-or-treaters at the castle became
more and more
aggressive.
The lights flashed. The alarm screeched. Raistlin
sighed as he noticed
the lingerie hidden inside of
Caramon's armor. He could see Wal-Mart store
security approaching; there was no time to berate his
kleptomaniac twin.
His mind raced. What would Tas
do? He yanked the bra and panties away from
Caramon and offered them to the guard.
"Goodness." he said.
"Are these YOURS? Good
thing we found them."
Raistlin: I changed my mind! I don't wanna be a
wizard. Goodbye folks.
Let me know how it turns out.
Raistlin : Good afternoon madam, we are from the Solace Chapter of
the Mormon faith. May we have a few minutes of your time?" -
Dalamar's Apprentice
Wait! Wait! Close the door, Caramon. The actors haven't gotten into
position yet!
Raistlin: MY EYES!!! They're turning GOLD from this BLINDING LIGHT!
Caramon: ZOINKS!
One of Raistlin's earlier attempts at opening a portal to the abyss
"Fireball, Wonderful spell..."