What They REALLY Said: Temptations

Raistlin: "Dear god, it's been so long..."

 "Come on now...we all know you want to..."

 Raistlin stopped, startled at the sight that lay before him--a movie camera,
 a strange muscle-bound man lounging on the grass, and Crysania crouching
 half-nude on the ground.  It was some time before he recalled what
 Crysania had told him so long ago: "Raistlin, I hope you won't think any less
 of me for this, but I make porn films in my spare time."

 Raistlin: "My air guitar wasn't that bad, was it?"

 Raistlin: "I am telling you that dress does not fit you, give it up."
 Crysania: "If I just tug on it a bit more, it will fit. It has to fit!"

 Crysania (praying silently to herself): "Oh Paladine help me! The stuffing fell
 out of my bra! I only hope Raistlin doesn't notice!"
 Raistlin (sneaking up from behind): "And who wouldn't  have noticed, 
 Revered Daughter?"

 "Not tonight, dear. I have a headache."

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