What They REALLY Said: Test of the Twins

Look mom! we're being stealthy!

 Raistlin: "Just face it brother,  You're a little bit country, I'm a little bit rock and roll."

 Caramon: It's okay, Raistlin, don't worry. I'll make Dalamar give you back your 
 yo-yo.

 Got Bunnies?

 Easy, Breezy, Beautiful...CoverGirl. 

 How much longer do we have to pose, Raist?  My legs are getting stiff!

 Tired of being smothered in kisses by Aunt Dottie, the twins decide to play hardball.

 After a string of disturbing letters and phone calls, Weird Al was forced to hire extra
 security for his shows.

 It's just a jump to the left. And a step to the right. Put your hands on your hips (or
 someone else's) and bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust, that really
 drives you insane. Let's do the Time Warp again.

 Have you be injured in an accident? Robbed by a kender? Discriminated against in
 the workplace for being a half-breed? We can help. Majere and Majere, attorneys at
 law. Fighting for YOUR rights.

 My staff is bigger than yours is...

 Heman vs. Skeletor

Caramon: Uhh.. Raistlin?   Raistlin: Yes, my brother?  Caramon: What exactly are we standing on?

Special Playgirl Twins of Krynn edition.

Caramon: Right foot blue! Raistlin: Fine, fine, but next time I get to pick the game.

Be vewy vewy quiet. We're huntin' wabbits! ~ Anakerie the All Knowing

Even as children, the twins played scrabble with an intensity that never failed to frighten their friends.

The twins first day at Hogwarts ended badly: Raistlin incinerated the other Quidditch team and Caramon accidentally swallowed Professor Flitwick.

"Okay, okay, yours is bigger. Do we have to argue about this AGAIN??"

 

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