What They REALLY Said: The Dragonlance

 

With these new sparklers, Raistlin and Caramon knew that this year's Fourth of July celebration would really be something special. -Raistlin

Readying the rectal thermometer, Caramon recalled with a pang of regret that fateful day he had decided to become a draconic veterinarian. -Raistlin

Thus began the 2004 Athens Olympics. -Koth2000

Finding themselves on Pride Rock, Raistlin, Caramon, and Cyan knew that Raistlin's Travel through Movie spell had gone somewhat awry. Having no lion cub, Caramon quickly improvised. -Koth2000

And thus, Trogdor smote the burning lance, and all was laid to burnination. -Sadina Saphrite

Raistlin to the dragon: "Trust me, when the storm clouds gather toward us, Caramon's going to regret having chosen 'dare' over 'truth'." -Vincent Sable

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