What They REALLY Said: Time of the Twins

Crysania: Meep meep meep.
 Raistlin: Oh, Lord, you've swallowed  Beaker again, haven't you? 
 Well, cough him up.

 Raistlin was starting to think that McDonald's was taking the
 slogan "We Love To See You Smile" a bit too seriously.

 Umm...well...um...gee...Happy Valentines Day to you too,
 Dalamar....

 Crys: Ohh, Raistlin! I love you so much! Let's go to my room 
 and... 
 Raistlin: Pray to Paladine? 

 Eat your heart out, Dalamar!
 Gotta be the Puppychow. ~Anakerie
 "Just hang on a second, Raistlin. I want to see Fred and Velma
 unmask the Magma Monster. Raistlin: It's the CARETAKER!
 You've seen this episode at  least 50 times!

 Crys: *sighs* Oh, Raistlin, how I love you!
Raistlin: *thinking* 99 
 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer... lalala

 Raistlin was secretly pleased at the success of his 'undo 
 brassiere' cantrip.

 "Raistlin, I know you're an evil mage and all, but couldn't you at
 least eat a breath mint before you try and kiss me?!"

 Crysania: And I'm going to love you forever and ever and ever
 and - oooh, look! There's a carnival!





 *plants staff in ground*  This here's our claim, Betsy! And ain't
 nobody gonna take it away from us again!

 Crysania: Drinking milk leads to  the formation of strong bones and
 helps to lessen the risk of serious bone deterioration later in life.
 *snuggles Raist* It also helps when your boyfriend is a chiropractor.
 Raistlin: For the last time, woman, I'm an archmage.
 ~Heather Poisontwister~

Raistlin glared in triumph, knowing that of all the guys at the Sadie Hawkins dance, Crysania had picked him.

 

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