Top Ten  Reason Raistlin Didn't Become a God

1. Missed filing deadline.
2. He didn't have time due to the success of his new cooking show Bat Guano: The Forgotten Spice
3. Realized he’d get more respect if he started a gourmet Tarbean tea franchise.
4. He did fine on the written test, but man, he just bombed the personal interview...
5. Abyss zoning department wouldn’t issue building permit for construction of “Raistland.”
6. Caramon threatened to do a trash TV segment entitled “My Brother is an Evil Deity.”
7. Spells not Y4C compliant.
8. Couldn’t sell his place in Palanthas because trees kept attacking potential buyers.
9. Heard rumor that Sargonnas wanted to be his consort.
10. Favorite couch wouldn’t fit through the Portal.

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