Black Robed Wizard, by
Joirah
(Sung to "Black Magic Woman" by Santana)
I know a Black Robed wizard
I know a Black Robed wizard
Ooh, he's a Black Robed wizard,
And what his golden eyes must see!
Yeah, he's a Black Robed wizard-
He's perched out on the edge of sanity.
Don't do your spell casting, Archmage
Don't do your spell casting, Archmage
Just stop that spell casting, Archmage-
Don't distort time with your tricks!
Stop your insane mission, Archmage
You'll wind up in the claws of Takhisis!
You've used your charms on Crysania
You've worked your charms on Crysania
Yes, you've got your spell on Crysania;
She's blind, now, to your heart of stone.
Ooh, but your single desire
Is to sit upon the Dark Queen's throne!