Caramon, Row That Boat Ashore, by TheSevenSeasofRhye
    (Sung to "Michael Row the Boat Ashore, Hallelujah")


COMPANIONS:           Caramon row that boat ashore, hallelujah!
                                   Caramon row that boat ashore, hallelujah!
                                   Caramon row that boat ashore, hallelujah!
                                   Caramon row that boat ashore, hallelujah!

RAISTLIN:                  Caramon is quite big and dumb, hallelujah!
                                   But he thinks me not as scum, hallelujah!

TAS:                           Everybody thinks that I'm a thief, hallelujah!
                                   Except Caramon, the big dumb beef, Hallelujah!

FLINT:                        Crystalmir lake is chilly and cold, hallelujah!
                                   I might freeze my dwarven soul, hallelujah!

COMPANIONS:          So Caramon row that boat ashore, hallelujah!
                                  Caramon row that boat ashore, hallelujah!
                                  Caramon row that boat ashore, hallelujah!
                                  Caramon row that boat ashore, hallelujah!

STURM:                     Honor is my life and blood, hallelujah!
                                  Don't wanna die, face in the mud, hallelujah!


TANIS:                      Ev'ryone s'pects me lead, hallelujah!
                                 One day I'll commit a terrible deed, hallelujah!

TIKA:                        I am really sad to say, hallelujah!
                                 I won't lose my virginity in any way, hallelujah!


COMPANIONS:        So Caramon row that boat ashore, hallelujah!
                                Caramon row that boat ashore, hallelujah!
                                Caramon row that boat ashore, hallelujah!
                                Caramon row that boat ashore, hallelujah!

KITIARA:                 I am sexy, and very mean, hallelujah!
                                Don't ride dragons that are green, hallelujah!

LORD SOTH:            Freezing cold and really mean, hallelujah!
                                The worst horror Krynn's ever seen, hallelujah.

CYANBLOODBANE:  Lorac's nightmare is quite keen , hallelujah!
                                He's biggest wimp I've seen, hallelujah!

COMPANIONS:        So Caramon row that boat ashore, hallelujah!
                                Caramon row that boat ashore, hallelujah!
                                Caramon row that boat ashore, hallelujah!
                                Caramon row that boat ashore, hallelujah!

TAKHISIS:               I sent Dragons to the mortal's realm, hallelujah!
                                But Paladine sent them back again, hallelujah!

PALADINE:              People think that I'm all that, hallelujah!
                                Where did I put that stupid hat? Hallelujah!

GILEAN:                  Writing in a book all day, hallelujah!
                               Without consort, they think I'm gay, hallelujah!

COMPANIONS:       So Caramon row that boat ashore, hallelujah!
                               Caramon row that boat ashore, hallelujah!
                               Caramon row that boat ashore, hallelujah!
                               Caramon row that boat ashore, hallelujah!

FISTANDANTILUS: I'm the opposite of "witch", hallelujah!
                               I think Lunitari is a b*tch, hallelujah!


KINGPRIEST:          Surely  I'm the nicest guy, hallelujah!
                               I'll make Evil go and die, hallelujah!

A PEASANT:           I saw Raistlin casting spells, hallelujah!
                               He sent people to different hells, hallelujah!

COMPANIONS:      Caramon row that boat ashore, hallelujah!
                              Caramon row that boat ashore, hallelujah!
                              Caramon row that boat ashore, hallelujah!
                              Caramon row that boat ashore, hallelujah!  (2 times)

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