Caramon, Row That Boat Ashore, by
TheSevenSeasofRhye
(Sung to "Michael Row the Boat Ashore,
Hallelujah")
COMPANIONS: Caramon row that boat ashore, hallelujah!
Caramon row
that boat ashore, hallelujah!
Caramon row
that boat ashore, hallelujah!
Caramon row
that boat ashore, hallelujah!
RAISTLIN:
Caramon is quite big and dumb, hallelujah!
But he thinks
me not as scum, hallelujah!
TAS:
Everybody thinks that I'm a thief,
hallelujah!
Except
Caramon, the big dumb beef, Hallelujah!
FLINT:
Crystalmir lake is chilly and cold, hallelujah!
I might
freeze my dwarven soul, hallelujah!
COMPANIONS: So Caramon row that boat ashore, hallelujah!
Caramon row
that boat ashore, hallelujah!
Caramon row
that boat ashore, hallelujah!
Caramon row
that boat ashore, hallelujah!
STURM:
Honor is my life and
blood, hallelujah!
Don't wanna
die, face in the mud, hallelujah!
TANIS:
Ev'ryone s'pects me lead,
hallelujah!
One day I'll
commit a terrible deed, hallelujah!
TIKA:
I am really sad to
say, hallelujah!
I won't lose
my virginity in any way, hallelujah!
COMPANIONS: So Caramon row that boat ashore, hallelujah!
Caramon row
that boat ashore, hallelujah!
Caramon row
that boat ashore, hallelujah!
Caramon row
that boat ashore, hallelujah!
KITIARA:
I am sexy, and very mean, hallelujah!
Don't ride
dragons that are green, hallelujah!
LORD SOTH: Freezing cold and really mean, hallelujah!
The worst
horror Krynn's ever seen, hallelujah.
CYANBLOODBANE: Lorac's nightmare is quite keen , hallelujah!
He's biggest
wimp I've seen, hallelujah!
COMPANIONS: So Caramon row that boat ashore, hallelujah!
Caramon row
that boat ashore, hallelujah!
Caramon row
that boat ashore, hallelujah!
Caramon row
that boat ashore, hallelujah!
TAKHISIS:
I sent Dragons to the mortal's realm, hallelujah!
But Paladine
sent them back again, hallelujah!
PALADINE:
People think that I'm all that, hallelujah!
Where did I
put that stupid hat? Hallelujah!
GILEAN:
Writing in a book all day, hallelujah!
Without
consort, they think I'm gay, hallelujah!
COMPANIONS: So Caramon row that boat ashore, hallelujah!
Caramon row
that boat ashore, hallelujah!
Caramon row
that boat ashore, hallelujah!
Caramon row
that boat ashore, hallelujah!
FISTANDANTILUS: I'm the opposite of "witch", hallelujah!
I think
Lunitari is a b*tch, hallelujah!
KINGPRIEST: Surely I'm the nicest guy, hallelujah!
I'll make
Evil go and die, hallelujah!
A PEASANT: I saw Raistlin casting spells, hallelujah!
He sent
people to different hells, hallelujah!
COMPANIONS: Caramon row that boat ashore, hallelujah!
Caramon row
that boat ashore, hallelujah!
Caramon row
that boat ashore, hallelujah!
Caramon row
that boat ashore, hallelujah! (2 times)
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