Great Mage, by TheSevenSeasofRhye
    (Sung to "Time Bomb" by Rancid)

MASTER THEOBALD:

If you wanna learn the magic then you better come in
it's just the robe you wear that makes ya look so thin
live and die for the power that is true
the secrets to a good spell is knowing when you're through

White Robe, pale skin,
brown hair, auburn eyes
the boy's a Great Mage (2 times)

PAR SALIAN:

Welcome to the tower where we'll have you frying like a rat
but you're smarter than that, 9 lives like a cat
You look so small, let's take ya to the Test (oh no!)
first thing you learn is that you got to make it through this Test
alone!

White Robe, pale skin,
brown hair, auburn eyes
the boy's a Great Mage (2 times)

CARAMON:

Now you've gotten out, you've gotten free, got a staff
got a cough, 20 years old
We're runnin' from the mob. Your lungs are squeakin'
Cheeks sunken deep in. Whoever you will do magic on will know that
you are creepy.

Red Robe, gold skin,
white hair, golden eyes
my twin's a Great Mage (2 times)

TANIS:

Tears come from your brother, look it's seeping out of his eye.
Your brother cries,
He knows that you will now let us die!

RAIST: